August 2011
1 post
“You know, if President Obama walked on water, the Fox News headline would read,...”
– Daniel O’Sullivan in response to FoxNation article titled “Obama’s Hip-Hop BBQ Didn’t Create Jobs” (via angry-red)
I’ve never seen any proof that he can swim. Obama: release the swim test certificate! (via nom-chompsky)
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
3 posts
A short story to kill time
Guts
by Chuck Palahniuk
Inhale.
Take in as much air as you can.
This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.
A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old he heard about “pegging.” This is when a guy gets banged up the butt with a dildo. Stimulate the prostate gland hard enough, and the rumor...
I dont understand ghosts
Or actually I dont understand movies about ghosts because there’s one thing that doesn’t really makes sense.
Gravity. How does gravity apply to ghosts? For example… when Patrick Swayze is jumping onto subway trains and shit- HOW does he not float away into space? The fact that Ghosts can walk through walls and climb in and out of Whoopi Goldberg and still be subject to gravity...
November 2010
2 posts
2 tags
Time to Kill
I lay here pretending that, if I stick my ass out far enough, it will touch her’s and she’d giggle and tell me “Stop! Go to bed”. She would pretend to be annoyed just so that I’d turn around and grasp her ribs with my hand while sarcastically saying “Awww, did I make you mad”, and squeezing until she would squeal, laugh and eventually hit me back. Sometimes she’d fight back and end up on top of...
Wow
I totally forgot I had a tumblr.
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
Barbara Lewis- Hello Stranger. Heard this song...
The New Craze- I suppose
I’ve said it before, maybe not in this particular blog but- I don’t really enjoy porn. I just don’t. Never really got into it.
Knowing this, my friends actively seek out porn on their smart phones so they can send them to me via text message. Which, is all fun and games and absolutely hilarious when I’m talking to a beautiful Australian bartender and I pull out my phone to...
July 2010
7 posts
I’ve been drinking tonight. It started when...
Favorite
I have a shitload of drafts on here. Some I dont publish because I’m too lazy to finish, some are too short, some too long, some are far too personal and some, well, some are just stupid.
Except I did write this:
“You think what you are currently doing with your life transcends what was originally planned for you but then in the blink of an eye, life punches you in the dick and you...
I know I post hip hop all the time on here but...
June 2010
5 posts
Any publicity is good publicity
After googling “Hot Women of World Cup 2010”, a news article popped up that caught my eye.
In short, the article was about a group of blonde women who got ejected from a World Cup game and later, two of them were sentenced to appear in court on the charges of “Ambush Marketing”. Apparently a group of 36 Hot Blonde Women were all wearing orange mini skirts that represented...
May 2010
9 posts
Snitches get stitches
OK. I know nobody cares about who used what steriods anymore. It’s gotten to a point where I am desensitized and part of me suspects most professional athletes cheated in some way shape or pill form. So I’m going to make this post real quick and say what I have to say about Floyd Landis’ recent developments.
I think Floyd Landis is a fuckin’ punk.
I don’t have a...
Two notable releases today.
Nas & Damian...
April 2010
6 posts
9th Wonder.
This song here just proves without a...
“I would give just about anything to sit David Brooks down in front of some...”
– Matt Taibbi (via azspot) (via krispayne) (via asie)
Miguel is doing his thing- add J. Cole to a track...
March 2010
1 post
October 2009
6 posts
Skyzoo freestyle
My Tumblr is awful, and here's why.
itisnothing:
Every time I think about posting something, I stop, and wonder why the hell anyone would care. Does anyone actually care about my thoughts on the tiniest details of my life and assorted news/pop culture items? The answer, obviously, is “no.” No one cares at all. This is just a place for people to pass time at work and maybe read something entertaining.
Unfortunately, if you’re...
A Bronx Tale
itisnothing:
The door test. It’s the truth. Enough said.
True- if you have an older car.
September 2009
19 posts
People get killed for less
I hate giving people rides to somewhere or just picking someone up in general. I prefer driving by myself and meeting people at the destination but I understand that this scenario, although ideal, isn’t always possible…
So if you are so lucky to be picked up by me, one thing you should NEVER try to do is bring your own CD’s and expect for me to put them in my cd changer and...
My calling in life
I know what I want to do with my life. I want to be the ring announcer for boxing events!!! Just call me Buffer Jr.
All I need is a saying- like, “let’s get ready to rumble”… Only better.
